Movie Time

(Paul sits down on Shawn's lap on the couch).

Shawn: Paul, do you know other people named Paul?
Paul: Yes. Two people. One is my friend Edie's dad. The other if a famous director. His name is Paul Jason, and he makes movies that nobody has seen because they're for grownups. The first move he made was "How the Ghost and Bat went from Not Evil to Evil." But he died in the 70's, when you were little. Before you were born.
Shawn: Oh. That's probably why I never heard of him. Have I seen any of his movies?
Paul: No, because he's not real, so his movies are not real. Once there was a ghost and bat and they lived in a spooky house with a spider. And then suddenly, a witch came in the place where the spider was. And then turned the ghost and the bat evil. Then they turned outside and turned everybody else wicked. And then the ghost and the bat went home before they were even home, and good witch came into focus where their house was. And turned them back to good. And then they went home. The End.