Best of FB - Oct 2013 Edition

The best kid related posts of Oct 2013

• Joss: Mommy? I got pee all over my underwear and my pants. My pee wasn't listening to me! *sad preschooler face*
• Scene
• Joss: Mommy, I'm a Buttongator.
• Me: What's a "buttongator?"
• Joss: A Buttongator is a person who can button and unbutton things. I'm unbuttoning my shirt, so I'm a Buttongator.
• Me: ....oh.
• Scene
• Overhearing kids arguing:
• Paul: Now I feel like when I grow up, I'M NEVER going to your house!
• Joss: I'll go over to YOUR house.
• Paul: NO! No, I won't tell you where it is!
• Joss: Where is it, Paul?!
• Paul: I'm not telling you!
• Joss: Well, I'm going to live wherever you live.
• Paul: I don't want you living with me! You can live in the same city, but can never know where I live.
• This has apparently been well-planned for a long time, and explains the mortgage paperwork we've been receiving addressed to P.A.Weil.
• Birthday Scene
• "Someone got ME a WHOLE BOX of SPORKS?!?!?!?" 
• *Gleefully sifts hands through the case of 1000 sporks.*
• Happy 6th Birthday, kiddo.
• Paul told me that when he has babies he's going to name the boy Paul and the girl Emmaline. But if he has two boys, he's going to name them the same thing...and make them be twins. Or maybe two boys and two girls. I don't know what to say.
• Awkward Scene
• Almost 4yr old: *hums* I'm singing Star Whores.
• Me: Um, Star WARS?
• Him: Yeah. *hums imperial march*
• Paul: Guess what? Do you know what the highest number ever is? It's INFINITY...plus 91. *nods*
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Halloween 2013

We had a few costumes for Halloween Here are our favorite superheros for a friend's party.



But for Trick-or-Treating, we went as a disco robot and Captain America

 

Are you scared?

Hiding from the rain with Lily and Anna.

Paul Turns Six!

Paul turned six last week - so this weekend we celebrated in style! Friends came from all over to bounce around and have Lego cake.


Paul and Lily enjoy some pre-party footsie.

Line up!

Sox could have used Joss last night.

Uncle Eric worked on those pushups

Bounce Room #2

Trippy Jacob

They played for 10 minutes not realizing there was supposed to be a puck.

Passing on the age old art of air hockey.

Three generations enjoying the festivities

Get together for a picture!

This is why Joss wasn't in the picture.

Snack and cake time!

Beren made a Lego cake.

Blow out those candles!

Joss and his mustache.

A great party - capping off a great year.

Uncle Eric

Birthday Party Portrait

Fall Festival

Paul's school has a wonderful fall festival. Scary, pumpkin fun.


Paul is a mummy. Comes in handy in the bathroom.

Joss eats a donut - with no hands.

 

 

Put the nose on the jack-o-lantern

Ghostly face painting

Tug-o-War

Pull!!!!!

Roll that pumpkin

And finally, sack races.

Halloween Decorating

Our house will look so festive!

 

 

Silly Selfies with Mommy

 

 

 

 

 

 

Science Lab Time

Safta knows all about science - and she wants to teach us!


She even brought these cool labcoats and glasses so we could do experiments together. Neat!

Wow!!! 

What's a box?

It's a bed

It's a boat.

It's a package to Grandma

Tape us up!