Flicker's Blog: Hello, POLICE? I'd like to report my Mommy and Daddy.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Hello, POLICE? I'd like to report my Mommy and Daddy.

Yes Operator, I'm Paul Andrew, thank you for calling back after I DIALED 911 ON THE REAL PHONE ALL BY MYSELF AND THEN HUNG UP WHEN YOU ANSWERED. . .

No, I guess it's not an emergency per se, but they want me to go to bed now, and I don't want to. . . Yes, I understand that I should not call 911 anymore, and my Daddy promises to watch me more carefully in the future. . .

. . .uh-huh. . .uh-huh. . .mmmmm, yes. . . uh-huh. . .OK, I've gotta go, thanks again, 911 operator!

This dramatic production was based on real events which happened last night. No actual emergencies happened, and the 911 operator only yelled at Daddy for a little bit after confirming that everyone was safe.

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Paul's Size Chart

Age	Weight	Length	Head Sz
6 years	53.5 lb	46.5 in
5 years	44.4 lb	44 in
4 years	40.8 lb	39.8 in
3 years	33.5 lb	38.5 in
2 years	28.5 lb	34.0 in	19.5 in
18 Mo	26.6 lb	32.0 in	18.8 in
15 Mo	25.5 lb	31.0 in	18.5 in
12 Mo	23.8 lb	30.3 in	18.5 in
9 Mo	21 lb 1 oz	28 in	18 in
7 1/2 Mo	19 lb 6 oz	27 1/4 in
6 Mo	17 lb 8 oz	26.3 in	17.3 in
4 Mo	16 lb 2 oz	24.25 in	16.25 in
8 Weeks	11 lb 6 oz	22 in	15 in
5 Weeks	8 lb 10 oz
4 Weeks	7 lb 13 oz	19 in	14 in
Birth	6 lb 10 oz	18½ in	12 3/4 in

Joss's Size Chart

Age	Weight	Length	Head Sz
5 years	40 lb	43 in
4 years	37 lb	39.75 in
3 years	???	???
26 Mo	27lb 10 oz	34.75 in
20 Mo	25lb 11oz	32.75 in	19.5 in
15 Mo	22lb 2oz	31 in	19.25 in
12 Mo	19lb 12oz	29 in	19 in
9 Mo	18.56 lb	27 in	18.25 in
6 Mo	16.8 lb	25.5 in	17.75 in
4 Mo	13.56 lb	24 in	16.75 in
12 Weeks	12.1 lb	23 in	16.1 in
8 Weeks	9.81 lb	22 in	15 in
6 Weeks	8.18 lb	21 in	14.5 in
4 Weeks	6.875 lb	20.7 in	13.5 in
Birth	5.3 lb	18½ in	12 3/4 in

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Hello, POLICE? I'd like to report my Mommy and Daddy.

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