Flicker's Blog: Red Leprechaun

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Red Leprechaun

By Paul A. Weil

Well, the leprechaun, well, the wild ones, well, the wild ones, are red. And the red is covered by snow. Some people might think they're just walking pieces of snow. They're female. The other kinds only come in an important holiday.

Frank is the one I'm talking about. He has no eyes, no nose, and no mouth. And that's the whole thing. They live in the forest. The print paint on shoes and print newspapers.

Once upon a time, loooooooong, long ago, they lived in the kingdom (before they lived in a forest). They lived on the planet tick and they decided to go on the planet Earth. They saw many trees and they saw many mountains. They climbed up all the mountains and when they came to the kingdom, they were so glad to meet their people. But one morning, what happened? A big, bad monster came to Earth and tried to attack the people, but the people's army was too big. The monster was dead because she was in jail and there was no food.

The End.

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Paul's Size Chart

Age	Weight	Length	Head Sz
6 years	53.5 lb	46.5 in
5 years	44.4 lb	44 in
4 years	40.8 lb	39.8 in
3 years	33.5 lb	38.5 in
2 years	28.5 lb	34.0 in	19.5 in
18 Mo	26.6 lb	32.0 in	18.8 in
15 Mo	25.5 lb	31.0 in	18.5 in
12 Mo	23.8 lb	30.3 in	18.5 in
9 Mo	21 lb 1 oz	28 in	18 in
7 1/2 Mo	19 lb 6 oz	27 1/4 in
6 Mo	17 lb 8 oz	26.3 in	17.3 in
4 Mo	16 lb 2 oz	24.25 in	16.25 in
8 Weeks	11 lb 6 oz	22 in	15 in
5 Weeks	8 lb 10 oz
4 Weeks	7 lb 13 oz	19 in	14 in
Birth	6 lb 10 oz	18½ in	12 3/4 in

Joss's Size Chart

Age	Weight	Length	Head Sz
5 years	40 lb	43 in
4 years	37 lb	39.75 in
3 years	???	???
26 Mo	27lb 10 oz	34.75 in
20 Mo	25lb 11oz	32.75 in	19.5 in
15 Mo	22lb 2oz	31 in	19.25 in
12 Mo	19lb 12oz	29 in	19 in
9 Mo	18.56 lb	27 in	18.25 in
6 Mo	16.8 lb	25.5 in	17.75 in
4 Mo	13.56 lb	24 in	16.75 in
12 Weeks	12.1 lb	23 in	16.1 in
8 Weeks	9.81 lb	22 in	15 in
6 Weeks	8.18 lb	21 in	14.5 in
4 Weeks	6.875 lb	20.7 in	13.5 in
Birth	5.3 lb	18½ in	12 3/4 in