Oh, sweet boy. . .

Daddy: Pete and Repeat were on a boat.  Pete fell out.  Who was left?
Paul: (thinks a moment) I don't know, Daddy, who?

Paul reading Runny Babbit by Shel Silverstein

Baking cookies with Joss

While Shawn and Paul went to help with an annual clean-up day at the shul, Joss and I were left to our own devices. . . So we baked cookies!
Watch "Baking cookies with Joss" on YouTube

Joss is a Pirate.

Watch "Joss is a pirate." on YouTube

Me: What is a Pirate?
Joss: Arrrrrggghhhhh.

Three guesses

(Beren slept in Joss's room overnight. Paul comes into our bedroom at 5:30 am, waking me up.)

P: Where's Mommy?
S: I'll give you three guesses.
P: (Totally serious) Did you eat her?
S: What? No. Try again.
P: Did she go on vacation?
S: No. I'll give you a clue. She is sleeping with someone else who likes to sleep with Mommy.
P: Uncle Eric?
S:Um...