Daddy: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
Paul: (thinks a moment) I don't know, Daddy, who?
Monday, December 31, 2012
Oh, sweet boy. . .
Monday, December 24, 2012
Baking cookies with Joss
While Shawn and Paul went to help with an annual clean-up day at the shul, Joss and I were left to our own devices. . . So we baked cookies!
Watch "Baking cookies with Joss" on YouTube
Watch "Baking cookies with Joss" on YouTube
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Three guesses
(Beren slept in Joss's room overnight. Paul comes into our bedroom at 5:30 am, waking me up.)
P: Where's Mommy?
S: I'll give you three guesses.
P: (Totally serious) Did you eat her?
S: What? No. Try again.
P: Did she go on vacation?
S: No. I'll give you a clue. She is sleeping with someone else who likes to sleep with Mommy.
P: Uncle Eric?
S:Um...
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Paul free-styles the Alphabet Song
It's Jazz, baby. It's all Jazz. . .
I regret that I did not video capture the number immediately preceding this one - it was an ode to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and full of "yeah!" and happy noises.
I regret that I did not video capture the number immediately preceding this one - it was an ode to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and full of "yeah!" and happy noises.
Well. OK, then.
Paul and Joss are fighting, as they do. I pick Joss up, and his breath smells like candy.
Mommy: Joss, what's in your mouth?
Joss: Um, I don't know. Something.
M: Is that candy?
J: Yeah, it's a gummi. (holds out his hand to show me another gummi.)
M: Who gave you permission to have candy?
J: (thinks about it, looks at me wide-eyed) I did!
Mommy: Joss, what's in your mouth?
Joss: Um, I don't know. Something.
M: Is that candy?
J: Yeah, it's a gummi. (holds out his hand to show me another gummi.)
M: Who gave you permission to have candy?
J: (thinks about it, looks at me wide-eyed) I did!
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Invisible Animals
[At the end of storytime, going to sleep. Paul is still sitting up.]
Paul: I think I smell something.
Dad: You do?
P: I think it smells like wet dog. Only stronger.
D: I don't smell anything. Is it your blanket?
P: I think it is an invisible animal.
D: Really?
P: I know what it is. An invisible wet dog is walking down the street.
D: Oh.
Paul: I think I smell something.
Dad: You do?
P: I think it smells like wet dog. Only stronger.
D: I don't smell anything. Is it your blanket?
P: I think it is an invisible animal.
D: Really?
P: I know what it is. An invisible wet dog is walking down the street.
D: Oh.
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Extra Day in Tampa - Let's Go to Busch Gardens
Labels:
Paul and Joss,
Vacation
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Aunt Margie's Wedding! (from Paul's & Joss's Perspective)
Labels:
Aunt Margie,
Daddy,
Family,
Mommy,
Safta Sheila,
Vacation
Location:
Safety Harbor, FL, USA
Friday, October 26, 2012
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