Chanukah is fun - especially when you get to light lots of candles!
Saturday, November 30, 2013
Best of FB - Nov 2013 Edition
- Hubs is trying to convince the kidlet that there's no money in being Superman, and that maybe he should consider another profession. (Nov 3)
- Joss, there's no ZOMBIE in your room, we would have smelled it if there were. (Nov 3)
- Pickle
- You want a cucumber, Joss?
- No, it's pickle ice cream! (Begins to lick cuke)
- What, are you pregnant?
- No! You have pickle ice cream when you're Jewish, you know.
- (Adults die laughing)
- Shawn and Joss are cheering for the Buckeyes. Adorable. — feelingamused.
- Joss and Lily are pirates. Paul and Anna are doing a puzzle. Dad is cleaning up the 7 bins of toys they dumped all over the family room. (Nov 16)
- 4 kidlets, many plain pancakes, some chocolate-chip pancakes, and enormous amounts of hugs and noise. G'morning, Sunday. (Nov 17)
- OMG - the boys just spontaneously said "I love you. I love you, too" to each other. That may be a forerunner of the apocalypse. (Nov 20)
- Supernatural
- Joss: Mommy? When I grow up, I want to watch Supernatural, and drink mommy juice (wine) when I watch Supernatural.
- Me: ...OK.
- Evil Chef
- Me: *pretend eating pretend food* Mmm. You're a very good chef.
- Joss: No, Mommy, I'm an EVIL chef, silly! (Nov 24)
- Joss car-nap in the parking lot at Costco's is reaching the 2 hour point. (Nov 24)
- Just had my first "you will not use "girl" as a pejorative" discussion with my 6yr old. So it begins. (Nov 25)
- My 6yr old just discovered pins and needles when his foot fell asleep today. Only he calls the pins & needles "molecule blasters." (Nov 26)
- Joss wrote his name, unprompted, all by himself. When I pointed out he had an extra s, he corrected me, ''No, that's a 3, for me! J-O-S-S 3! (Nov 29)
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Sleepover Fun!
Friday, November 15, 2013
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Bret comes to visit
Saturday, November 2, 2013
He can sleep *anywhere*
Paul sometimes likes to sleep on the floor of Joss's room as a "sleepover." Tonight, though, he opted to curl up on the rocking chair! Sweet dreams!
Friday, November 1, 2013
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Best of FB - Oct 2013 Edition
The best kid related posts of Oct 2013
- Joss: Mommy? I got pee all over my underwear and my pants. My pee wasn't listening to me! *sad preschooler face*
- Scene
- Joss: Mommy, I'm a Buttongator.
- Me: What's a "buttongator?"
- Joss: A Buttongator is a person who can button and unbutton things. I'm unbuttoning my shirt, so I'm a Buttongator.
- Me: ....oh.
- Scene
- Overhearing kids arguing:
- Paul: Now I feel like when I grow up, I'M NEVER going to your house!
- Joss: I'll go over to YOUR house.
- Paul: NO! No, I won't tell you where it is!
- Joss: Where is it, Paul?!
- Paul: I'm not telling you!
- Joss: Well, I'm going to live wherever you live.
- Paul: I don't want you living with me! You can live in the same city, but can never know where I live.
- This has apparently been well-planned for a long time, and explains the mortgage paperwork we've been receiving addressed to P.A.Weil.
- Birthday Scene
- "Someone got ME a WHOLE BOX of SPORKS?!?!?!?"
- *Gleefully sifts hands through the case of 1000 sporks.*
- Happy 6th Birthday, kiddo.
- Paul told me that when he has babies he's going to name the boy Paul and the girl Emmaline. But if he has two boys, he's going to name them the same thing...and make them be twins. Or maybe two boys and two girls. I don't know what to say.
- Awkward Scene
- Almost 4yr old: *hums* I'm singing Star Whores.
- Me: Um, Star WARS?
- Him: Yeah. *hums imperial march*
- Paul: Guess what? Do you know what the highest number ever is? It's INFINITY...plus 91. *nods*
Halloween 2013
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Paul Turns Six!
Labels:
Birthday,
Bubbie Barbara,
Friends,
Paul and Joss,
Safta Sheila
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