Paul tells a joke

Paul: Knock, knock!
Mommy: Who's there?

P: Knock, knock!
M: Who's there?

P: Knock, knock!
M: Who's there?

P: Knock, knock!
M: Who's there?

P: Knock, knock!
M: Who's there?

P: Knock, knock!
M: Who's there?

. . .continue ad infinitum.
Knew we shouldn't have read him that "Godot Knock-Knock Jokes" book.

Civics Lesson #1

[Paul, putting change in a bank; Daddy, sitting and feeding Joss]

PAW: Look Daddy! Money!

Daddy: Who do you see on the money?

PAW: Face

Daddy: Who’s face do you see?

PAW? Daddy!

Daddy: No Paul, that’s George Washington, America’s first President. Do you know who the president is now?

PAW: Huh?

Daddy: The president’s name is Obama.

PAW (with a big grin): O-Gra-ma

[Mommy walks into room]

Mommy: Say “O”

PAW: Ohhhhh!

Mommy: Say “Ba”

PAW: Baaaaaaa

Mommy: Say “Ma”

PAW: Maaaaaaa

Mommy: Say “Obama”

PAW (laughing hysterically): O-Gra-Ma!!!!!!

[Later]

Mommy: Who is the president, Paul?

PAW: Gramma Present!!!!