Distance and Relatives

Daddy: How far away is Safta's house?
(Expected answer was along the lines of "far, far away.")
Paul: It's all the way to Safta's house long.

I bet he's as tall as it takes for his feet to reach the floor, too. =)

Proving a point

Mommy: Paul, go downstairs and say to Daddy, "I am a contrarian."
Paul: No.

Two from dinner.

Paul: Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Mommy: What, Paul?
Paul: My mushroom was a water chestnut. *shakes head sadly*


Mommy: *whispering* Paul - can I tell you a secret?
Paul: *whispering* Yes, Mommy.
M: *whispering* It's a secret - you can't tell anybody, OK?
P: *whispering* OK Mommy.
M: *whispering* OK, here it is. I love you very, very much.
P: *whispering* Oh. OK. I'm going to go tell Daddy.